GOURMET SNOBS
A Funnier, Wittier
and More
Accessible
Guide to the Restaurant World
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Who We Are and Why It Should Matter to You
We are Gourmet Snobs, those who are tired of the overly serious, elitist food critics. We believe that a great meal isn’t defined by the number of stars but by whether you’d come back for more. With wit and sarcasm, we rate restaurants to make you smile too -
FROM THE SNOBS:
Our Brutal Honesty -
ARE MICHELIN STARS OVERRATED?
Spoiler: Yes - Best Place to Spend Under 10 Euros Without Regretting It
Forget the golden
FORKS and crystal glasses:
we offer you a true
taste experience with a
(slightly) sour twist.
FOR
THOSE WHO FIND
MICHELIN
MAINSTREAM
TOO
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Where Your Savings Disappear – A restaurant guide for the discerning
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The Anti-Star
Restaurants that don’t fit the Michelin mold.
Restaurants that don’t fit the Michelin mold.
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We Know Taste But only if you can afford it.
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Because true gourmands know the value of overpaying.
Restaurant reviews – with a smile and a touch of sarcasm.
OUR DREAM TEAM
US IN NUMBERS
Happy eaters all
around the world
around the world
1 980 870
Saved tablecloths
29 012
Restaurants all around the world
1309
Years on the market
12
GREEN HAT
Price, quality, and location – all in harmony. Happy belly and wallet
HAT 03
A real spot for foodies, but without the silly prices and cryptic menus
HAT 02
Good food, even if the name on the door is misspelled
HAT 01
It’s okay if you’re hungry, but would you return? We’ll think about it.
Our Rating System: Chef Hats Instead of Stars
We give out chef hats to restaurants, not stars. It’s simple – why complicate things?
Find Your Next Favorite Spot
Witty descriptions and reviews, such as "Better pasta than in Italy? No. But good enough to return for seconds"
LOCATION, Price, Rating (1–3 hats), Special Deals (with green sticker)
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Are You a Restaurant That Can Handle Our Sense of Humor?
Signing up is simple: give us a reason to grant you one of our coveted stickers (or two).
Questions, Comments, or Just Want to Chat About Life? Write to Us!
We love a good chat, especially about food. But if you insist on arguing that stars are better than hats, be prepared for a response.
